11 things that are better than coffee


Red lipstick
An hour of reading magazines
A cold shower
Green juice
Winking at a stranger
Dancing naked in your room
High heels
A cart wheel
Ice cubes on your ears
A gorgeous bra
10 deep breaths out the window

Enjoy waking up.  Save coffee for your dates and ploys to get them to come upstairs.



  1. Lindsay McGuire · August 7, 2014 at 6:05 pm · Reply

    Ice cubes in your ears! You’re so funny :)

    I am definitely a caffeine addict, so I will have to try one of these next time I feel the urge.

    Probably not a cartwheel, though.

    • Sarah Jenks · August 8, 2014 at 3:47 pm · Reply

      Dancing naked in your room would be a great start to your day, Lindsay! xo

  2. Nisha Moodley · August 7, 2014 at 6:50 pm · Reply

    I’m SO with you on the lipstick, and the bra…and the part about not drinking coffee.

    Love you!

    • Sarah Jenks · August 8, 2014 at 3:45 pm · Reply

      ;) Love you too!

  3. alia · August 8, 2014 at 7:28 am · Reply

    Ice cubes on ears! What does that do? Haha my coffee is pretty luscious bc I make it with coconut milk and Stevia and cinnamon, but some of these things would def add a nice magic to my am :))

    • Sarah Jenks · August 8, 2014 at 3:46 pm · Reply

      Try the ice cubes, it will definitely wake you right up :) xo

  4. Kate · August 8, 2014 at 3:38 pm · Reply

    No way! Can’t live without my Starbucks!! :)

  5. Alice · August 8, 2014 at 7:13 pm · Reply

    I love leaving the office, chatting to my barista and the soy cappuccino I have most mornings and can’t imagine ever wanting to give that up.

    I enjoy and agree with most of your posts so I’m curious what prompted you to urge us to steer clear of coffee?

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